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HozzászólásSzerző: tuvw460 » 2010.07.21. 22:36

A lot of boys and girls in western countries are wearing the same kind of clothes, and many of them have long hair, so it is often difficult to tell whether they are boys or girls.

One day, an old gentleman went for a walk in a park in Washington, and when he was tired he sat down on a bench. A young person was standing on the other side of the pond.

“My goodness!” the old man said to the person who was sitting next to him on the bench. “Do you see that person with the loose pants and long hair? Is it a boy or a girl?”

“A girl,” said his neighbor. “She’s my daughter.”

“Oh!” the old gentleman said quickly. “Please forgive me, I didn’t know that you were her mother.”

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HozzászólásSzerző: tuvw460 » 2010.07.27. 11:12

Peter Loscher,born in 1957, is President and CEO of Siemens AG. He was the first top executive in the 160 year history of Siemens to be hired from outside the company.

There's a delightful Chinese proverb that describes sustainability very well: "One generation plants the trees, the next enjoys the shade." Today, we can legitimately ask ourselves whether our children and their children really will "enjoy shade," considering the challenges we face, particularly in mega-cities like Shanghai.

More than half of the world's population now lives in urban areas. While one-fifth of global GDP is generated by the world's 10 economically most important cities, they also account for three-quarters of global energy consumption and 80?percent of greenhouse gas emissions.

Clearly, the battle against climate change and the campaign for sustainability will be fought in cities. The theme of World Expo 2010 Shanghai rings true: "Better City, Better Life." It implies that if we manage to make cities more sustainable, then we can improve the quality of life for all.

Expo 2010 is a unique opportunity for Shanghai to take the lead in China's transition to a sustainable economy. Siemens is helping Shanghai and China do this. We are in the business of providing sustainable infrastructure solutions. Long before this idea became anchored in public awareness, our company's founder said: "I will never sell my company's future for short-term gain."

In 1879, Siemens delivered China's first power generator to light the busy Shanghai Port, which enabled around-the-clock operation. In 1904, we opened our first permanent office in China, in Shanghai, and this marked the beginning of our commitment to the city for generations to come. We have kept that early commitment to Shanghai to this day.

At Expo 2010, Shanghai is setting a new standard in sustainability for major events. As the official "Global Partner for Innovative Infrastructure and Healthcare of World Expo 2010 Shanghai China" and "Global Partner for Lighting," Siemens fully supports this effort and the "Green Guidelines" of Expo 2010, and we are contributing sustainable solutions in a wide range of areas, including transportation, buildings, lighting, energy supply, healthcare, water, waste, and safety and security.

As cities around the world struggle to tackle issues such as traffic congestion, pollution, inadequate energy supply and other infrastructure deficiencies, it is clear that no one can do this alone. Cities must exchange information, share best practices, and learn from one another, from experts and from private enterprises.

In the run up to the Expo 2010, Siemens will cooperate with Chinese partners in "urban resources efficiency profiling." This method has been a great success in Europe. It supports city planners in drawing up a road map for increasing their city's sustainability and reducing its carbon footprint.

For example, we sponsored the sustainability study "Munich - Paths Toward a Carbon-Free Future." Key findings of this study will be incorporated in the climate plan of the city of Munich. We've also commissioned a further study of this kind for the so-called European Green City Index, where we will benchmark the sustainability of 30 European metropolises.

In short, thought leadership is just as important as technology leadership in developing sustainable urban infrastructures. Today, more than ever, cities need partners who know how the infrastructures of cities work, which levers have greatest potential, and which technologies are most effective.

With its rich and diverse culture, its dynamic economy, and its industrial and its technological capabilities, Shanghai plays a pivotal role in the development of China and Southeast Asia, and clearly it has the potential to be China's role model in sustainable development.

I am confident that Shanghai will proudly showcase this potential at Expo 2010, and then lead China's sustainable development in the decades to come - so that China's future generations "enjoy the shade."
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HozzászólásSzerző: rstu730 » 2010.07.29. 19:17

What's as big as an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything?
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Jackie Chan on World Expo Green is very important

HozzászólásSzerző: tuvw460 » 2010.07.31. 19:27

As an actor, I have visited many countries and countless cities big and small. I have traveled from Hong Kong to Hollywood, from China to the outside world and then back to my homeland again. In one sense, I have completed a“circle.”After meeting so many people and seeing so many different lifestyles, I have become increasingly aware of the importance that a healthy, eco-friendly environment plays in the lives of city residents.

There is a saying that“people who live in cities create the urban landscape.”In my opinion, it is human beings that constitute cities, create a beautiful life and live it. Human beings are the cells and souls of cities. If people deserve top billing in development policies, as we have often heard, then development of our cities should be people-oriented. It is people that give cities their culture, character and creativity, turning them into landscapes that beautify our earth.

Just like human beings, a city will grow in a healthy manner only with warm sunlight, fresh air and clean water. These are the fundamental conditions that allow urban dwellers to raise families successfully, and only by the mutual commitment of all people can development of harmonious relations exist. Through the convergence of harmonious cities across the world, the earth would become even more lovely.

I served as an image ambassador for Beijing’s bid to host the Olympic Games, and I am honored to work in a similar capacity for World Expo 2010 Shanghai China, another great international event. While the Olympic Games dealt with sports, the World Expo is business-oriented. This is not, however, merely a sort of gala. As its theme“Better City, Better Life”implies, this event is closely related to our life and its quality. This World Expo proclaims a great theme. Environmental protection has now moved to the world’s center stage.

Rather than simply trumpeting the World Expo as an image ambassador, I, as a citizen of China and a compatriot of Shanghai, would just like to express the love and confidence Shanghai residents hold for their city. I want to raise public awareness of environmental protection at the grassroots level. No matter which city we live in, we share the same blue sky above us, and we also hope to leave this blue sky to our future generations. For the sake of our cities and everyone living in them, we can all contribute in our daily lives by saving water, recycling water, turning off lights we don’t need, reducing dependence on air conditioners, making the best use of paper, recycling wastes, preferring public transport, rejecting food made from wild animals, and properly disposing of used batteries. When we work together to protect our cities, we are also protecting our earth.

Speaking from my own experience I’d like to tell you that we should not only trust ourselves, but also trust humanity, trust kindness, trust mercy and more importantly, trust our nation. Belief is a power that creates a beautiful life for us all.

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